Because I love the people who read Bummed Out Baker so much my gift to you this Valentine’s Day is my pièce de résistance. My magnum opus. Ev.ery.thing. I give to you: red velvet cake… without the red.
For my thoughts on food coloring and another fabulous recipe, see my Velvet Crinkle Cookies.
2 c non-dairy milk
2 t apple cider vinegar
2 1/2 c whole wheat pastry flour
2 c cane sugar
4 T cocoa powder
1 t baking powder
1 t baking soda
1 t sea salt
2/3 c coconut oil
4 t vanilla extract
1/2 t almond extract
- Preheat oven to 350°F. Line bottoms of two round cake pans with parchment paper, then lightly oil them.
- Combine milk and vinegar in a medium bowl and let it sit for about five minutes, allowing it to curdle.
- In a large bowl or the bowl of a stand mixer, whisk together flour, cocoa powder, baking powder, baking soda, and sea salt.
- Stir sugar into dry ingredients.
- Stir coconut oil, vanilla extract, and almond extract into milk mixture, whisking well to combine.
- Pour wet ingredients into dry ingredients, stirring until ingredients come together. Small lumps (especially of coconut oil) are okay and expected! Be careful not to over mix.
- Pour batter evenly into the two cake pans.
- Bake 30-40 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in the middle of each cake comes out clean. Keep an eye on them after the thirty minute mark.
- Remove pans from oven and allow to cool completely.
- Meanwhile, rinse and wipe out large bowl to prepare for icing.
- Whip softened butter until fluffy, about a minute.
- Add cream cheese and continue to whip until well-combined.
- Stir in vanilla extract.
- One to two cups at a time, add powdered sugar to the mixture. After about five cups, stop mixer, taste icing, and adjust to your preference. If too cream cheesy, add more powdered sugar.
I like my icing with just a hint of cream cheese, so I typically use 7-8 cups of powdered sugar.
Since I’m #NotAChef and don’t have sweet icing / sprinkles skills I cut a heart out of a piece of computer paper and then used the outline to poorly guide the heart o sprinkles pictured above. Sprinkles scattered all over the countertop and floor and then I promptly dropped a full bottle seltzer water in the kitchen that exploded everywhere and made everything a wet, rainbow disaster. I screamed and shouted for help and Rick, entranced in Madame Secretary, did not come to my aid. I know Téa Leoni’s super hot but jeez Rick GOOD THING IT WASN’T A REAL EMERGENCY.
Anyway, the cake was fabulous. Rick says I make the best cake in the world and, since he’s leaving me for Téa Leoni, he has no reason to lie about my baking.
Adapted from Vegan Red Velvet Cupcakes Recipe.
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