Whenever you think of chili do you also think of this v avant garde, ahead of its time video where the guy talks about how he never liked chili?
Either way, welcome to the chili recipe post.
I like chili, but if you don’t, this recipe truly might change your mind. It’s perfect for cold months, the fall, football season, vegetarians, or meat eaters trying to pare down on meat consumption without sacrificing a taste they’re accustomed to.
3 packages Hilary’s Organic Spicy Veggie Sausage (or ~20 oz vegetarian meat crumbles)
1 T olive oil
1/2 white onion, chopped
2 bay leaves
1 t ground cumin
2 T dried oregano
1 T sea salt
2 celery stalks, chopped
2 bell peppers, chopped
2 jalapeño peppers, deseeded* and chopped
3 garlic cloves, minced
2 4 oz cans chopped green chili peppers, drained
3 28 oz cans whole peeled tomatoes, crushed
1/4 c chili powder
1 T ground black pepper
1 15 oz can kidney beans, drained
1 15 oz can garbanzo beans, drained
1 15 oz can black beans, drained
2 c frozen corn (or 1 15 oz can whole kernel corn)
*Make sure to deseed your jalapeños. If you don’t, the whole pot will be inedible due to your mouth being on fire. I’ve done the legwork :(
- In a skillet, cook veggie sausages according to package instructions. When done, set aside to cool.
- Heat olive oil in large pot over medium heat.
- Stir in the onion, bay leaves, cumin, oregano, and sea salt, cooking until onion is tender.
- Mix in celery, bell peppers, jalapeños, garlic, and green chilis. While vegetables are heating through, crumble sausage patties with hands.
- Mix in sausage crumbles, reduce heat to low, cover pot, and simmer mixture five minutes.
- After crushing the tomatoes with your hands, which is both cool and gross, mix them into the pot. Stir in chili powder, pepper, kidney beans, garbanzo beans, and black beans. Bring chili to a boil, reduce heat to low, cover, and simmer 45 minutes.
- Finally, stir in corn and continue cooking for five minutes before serving.
- For a fabulous flavor profile that mixes spicy and sweet, serve over this cornbread casserole!
Serves like, 14. For real.
Freeze leftovers in 1-2 serving size portions and move from freezer to fridge one day before you’d like to eat it. Reheat on stove, adding a dash of water if chili is looking a little dry.
Bummed Out Bailey Rating: 9/10
Rick-the-Meat-Eater Rating: 7.5/10
It was good. I don’t like celery.Rick
Adapted from The Best Vegetarian Chili in the World.
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