Recipe: Ugly Dip (Gluten-Free + Vegetarian)

My cheerleading squad was super into ugly dip in elementary school. Then, I stopped cheering because turns out I’m 5’9″ and don’t tumble well. It took me like, three years to do a back handspring, so I took my talents to South Beach the court.

scuse me scuse me scuse me

Volleyball. It was actually the volleyball court. And I rode the pine there, too :( I passed notes to my coach down the bench that read “please put me in” and she’d look down at me and laugh and not put me in. And ugly dip was also forgotten!!!

Welp, now that I got that out of my system, onto the recipe! Ain’t nobody got time for a complicated recipe in July in the northern hemisphere, but don’t zone out like I did and put twice as much vinegar, oil, and sugar then the recipe calls for. You’ll still eat it all, but you’ll have to do some dip draining first.

Put together this easy recipe for the 4th of July:

See? Too much liquid. Still outta this world, though


1/4 c apple cider vinegar
1/4 c white sugar
1/4 c olive oil
1 15 oz can black beans, drained and rinsed
10 oz Mexican-style corn
4 oz feta cheese, diced
5 green onions, chopped


  1. Whisk vinegar, sugar, and olive oil together in a bowl.
  2. Toss black beans, corn, feta cheese, and green onions together in a separate bowl.
  3. Pour dressing over bean mixture and toss until evenly coated.
  4. Cover and refrigerate dip for one hour before serving.
  5. If you blew it on the measurements, drain the dip and then serve.

Keeps for three days in the refrigerator, aging like a fiiiine wine.

Serves 6-8 as an appetizer.

Bummed Out Bailey Rating: 8/10
Rick-the-Meat-Eater Rating: 9.5/10

Adapted from Black Bean and Feta Cheese Ugly Dip.

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Black Bean and Potato Enchiladas
Cauliflower Queso
Enchilada Soup

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Recipe: Parmesan Garlic Orzo (Vegetarian + Gluten-Free)

Orzo is my favorite pasta. I learned that today after looking for it in the grain section at the grocery store… where I found out it’s a grain-shaped pasta! Of course this means that traditional orzo is made with wheat, but I found a highly rated gluten-free option here.

This recipe is fast and delicious to even the most selective of palates (see: Rick). While I don’t have kids to test recipes on, Rick… kind of… counts in terms of food.


1 c orzo pasta
1/4 c butter (I used organic Earth Balance)
3 garlic cloves, minced
1/4 c Parmesan cheese, shredded
2 T milk (I used organic coconut milk)
2 T fresh parsley, chopped
1/2 t sea salt
1/2 t fresh black pepper, ground


  1. In a large pot, bring lightly salted water to boil. Add orzo to boiling water, stirring occasionally until cooked through, about ten minutes. Drain orzo and set aside.
  2. In a skillet, melt butter over medium-low heat. Add garlic and sauté until lightly browned, about 3-4 minutes.
  3. Stir orzo, Parmesan cheese, milk, parsley, sea salt, and pepper into garlic mixture.
  4. If desired, top servings with more fresh grated Parmesan.

I made it and it was eaten immediately. No leftovers for the fridge, folks! Although this would make a really good lunch at work, hot or cold.

Serves two for a main dish, four as a side.

Adapted from Parmesan Garlic Orzo.

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