Recipes: 2019 Greatest Hits

Here we are, hanging out in 2020! So weird to think of that. My grandfather was born in the 20s, and now it’s the 20s again. He’s lived through nearly a century of wild progression and weirdness.

You voted with your traffic and, according to stats, the following recipes were the top ten favorites on Bummed Out Baker in 2019.

Top Ten Recipes in 2019

1. Recipe: Chocolate Chip Cookies (Vegan)

2. Recipe: Spiced Cauliflower with Feta (Gluten-Free + Vegetarian)

3. Recipe: Twice-Baked Potato Skins with Cheese Sauce (Gluten-Free + Vegan)

4. Recipe: Avocado Strawberry Caprese Salad (Gluten-Free + Vegan)

5. Recipe: Ugly Dip (Gluten-Free + Vegan)

6. Recipe: Roasted Tomato Basil and Rice Soup (Gluten-Free + Vegan)

7. Recipe: Velvet Cake (Vegetarian)

This is my all-time favorite recipe I’ve posted to BOB. It’s Rick’s favorite cake!

8. Recipe: Scrambled Eggs with Parmesan and Arugula (Gluten-Free + Vegetarian)

9. Recipe: Chocolate-Filled Shortbread Thumbprint Cookies (Vegetarian)

It’s a TRAP! because these thumbprint cookies were god awful. See Chocolate Chip Cookies or Velvet Cake for dessert-y redemption.

Now here’s a delicious, crowd-pleasing dessert:

10. Recipe: Strawberry Shortcake with Coconut Whipped Cream (Vegan)

BONUS!

Recipe To Make You Laugh: Disaster Dinner Rolls (Gluten-Free + Vegan + Lol)

don’t be fooled

Fabulous Recipe Missing From the Top 10: Spicy Lentil Tacos (Gluten-Free + Vegan)

I look forward to yet another year of both delicious and terrible recipes to feature here on BOB in 2020. Thank you for being here. Cheers to you and happy New Year!

More on Bummed Out Baker:
Why Am I the Bummed Out Baker?
Why Do I Eat This Way?
Mental Health: Ho Ho HELP


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Recipe: Maple Pecan Sweet Potato Casserole (Gluten-Free + Vegan)

Just in time to have missed the holidays, here’s a holiday recipe! Maybe you’re late to celebrate something or other and this still applies. Or, maybe you hate black eyed peas and would rather bust a munch on this delish casserole on New Year’s Day, instead.

Ingredients

~2 lb. sweet potatoes (~4 medium or, in my case, two XXL), peeled and chopped into large chunks
1 c pecans
1/2 c gluten-free rolled oats
3/4 c full fat coconut milk from can
3 T coconut sugar
1 t + 2 1/4 t cinnamon
pinch + 3/4 t sea salt
1/2 t nutmeg
1 T ground flaxseed
1 T coconut oil, melted
1 T maple syrup
1/2 t vanilla extract

Instructions

  1. Place chopped sweet potatoes in large stock pot, cover with water, and bring to a boil. Boil about 20 minutes until easily pierced with fork.
  2. Meanwhile, put oats and pecans in a food processor and pulse a couple of times. You want to break them up a bit, not be a meal.
  3. In a medium bowl, stir together pecan/oat mixture, ground flaxseed, coconut oil, maple syrup, 1 t cinnamon, vanilla, and pinch of sea salt. Set aside.
  4. Preheat oven to 400°F.
  5. Once sweet potatoes finish boiling, strain through a colander and return them to pot. Top with coconut milk, coconut sugar, 2 1/4 t cinnamon, 3/4 t sea salt and nutmeg. Then, mash mixture with a potato masher.
  6. Transfer potatoes to an 8×8″ baking dish and top with maple pecan topping. Bake for 15-17 minutes, keeping an eye to ensure topping doesn’t burn.

Serves 8-10 as side dish.

Bummed Out Bailey Rating: 6/10
Rick-the-Meat-Eater Rating: 5/10

Tastes like a sweet potato.

Rick, a meat-eating husband

Adapted from Maple Pecan Sweet Potato Casserole.

More on Bummed Out Baker:
Recipe: Roasted Artichokes (Gluten-Free + Vegan)
Recipe: Cornbread Casserole (Gluten-Free + Vegan)
Recipe: Corn Risotto (Vegetarian)


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Recipe: Quinoa Paella (Gluten-Free + Vegan)

I love paella. So much so that a vegetarian iteration was my chosen option to offer at my and Rick’s wedding (alongside Rick’s choice of ribeye, or whatever. Groan zone). When done well, it is 100 the bomb. I’m taking quick breaks from writing to eat it right now.

Ingredients

1 yellow onion, diced
1-2 garlic cloves, minced
2 T olive oil
1 t sea salt, divided
1 red bell pepper, diced
1 orange bell pepper, diced
1 yellow bell pepper, diced
2 T tomato paste
1 bunch asparagus, trimmed and cut into 1″ pieces
random peas from the freezer (optional)
1 1/2 c uncooked quinoa, rinsed
1 t paprika
1/4 t black pepper, freshly ground
1 1/2 c water
2 t vegetable bouillon
1/2 c vegetable broth
lemon slices for garnish (optional)
parsley for garnish, chopped

Instructions

  1. In a large, oven-safe, sauté pan over medium, sauté onions and garlic in olive oil for four minutes.
  2. Add bell peppers and 1/2 t sea salt. Continue cooking for 15 minutes, stirring often.
  3. Add tomato paste, asparagus, and random peas from freezer (optional) and cook for two minutes.
  4. Add quinoa (still uncooked), paprika, remaining 1/2 t sea salt, and black pepper. Sauté for about five minutes, stirring constantly.
  5. Add water and bouillon. Bring mixture to a boil, then lower heat and simmer uncovered for 25 minutes.
  6. Meanwhile, preheat the oven to 375°F.
  7. Stir in vegetable broth. Top paella with lemon slices if you like, then transfer pan to oven to bake for ten minutes.
  8. Garnish with parsley and serve.

Serves six.

Bummed Out Bailey Rating: 8/10
Rick-the-Meat-Eater Rating: 6/10

Are you gonna ruin it with asparagus?

Rick, to me

Adapted from Vegan Gluten Free Quinoa Paella.

More on Bummed Out Baker:
Recipe: Greek Quinoa Salad
Recipe: Cauliflower Queso
Recipe: Roasted Tomato Basil and Rice Soup


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Recipe: Chili (Gluten-Free + Vegan)

Whenever you think of chili do you also think of this v avant garde, ahead of its time video where the guy talks about how he never liked chili?

Either way, welcome to the chili recipe post.

the sun got really aggressive here

I like chili, but if you don’t, this recipe truly might change your mind. It’s perfect for cold months, the fall, football season, vegetarians, or meat eaters trying to pare down on meat consumption without sacrificing a taste they’re accustomed to.

Ingredients

3 packages Hilary’s Organic Spicy Veggie Sausage (or ~20 oz vegetarian meat crumbles)
1 T olive oil
1/2 white onion, chopped
2 bay leaves
1 t ground cumin
2 T dried oregano
1 T sea salt
2 celery stalks, chopped
2 bell peppers, chopped
2 jalapeño peppers, deseeded* and chopped
3 garlic cloves, minced
2 4 oz cans chopped green chili peppers, drained
3 28 oz cans whole peeled tomatoes, crushed
1/4 c chili powder
1 T ground black pepper
1 15 oz can kidney beans, drained
1 15 oz can garbanzo beans, drained
1 15 oz can black beans, drained
2 c frozen corn (or 1 15 oz can whole kernel corn)

*Make sure to deseed your jalapeños. If you don’t, the whole pot will be inedible due to your mouth being on fire. I’ve done the legwork :(

Instructions

  1. In a skillet, cook veggie sausages according to package instructions. When done, set aside to cool.
  2. Heat olive oil in large pot over medium heat.
  3. Stir in the onion, bay leaves, cumin, oregano, and sea salt, cooking until onion is tender.
  4. Mix in celery, bell peppers, jalapeños, garlic, and green chilis. While vegetables are heating through, crumble sausage patties with hands.
  5. Mix in sausage crumbles, reduce heat to low, cover pot, and simmer mixture five minutes.
  6. After crushing the tomatoes with your hands, which is both cool and gross, mix them into the pot. Stir in chili powder, pepper, kidney beans, garbanzo beans, and black beans. Bring chili to a boil, reduce heat to low, cover, and simmer 45 minutes.
  7. Finally, stir in corn and continue cooking for five minutes before serving.
  8. For a fabulous flavor profile that mixes spicy and sweet, serve over this cornbread casserole!

Serves like, 14. For real.

Freeze leftovers in 1-2 serving size portions and move from freezer to fridge one day before you’d like to eat it. Reheat on stove, adding a dash of water if chili is looking a little dry.

Bummed Out Bailey Rating: 9/10
Rick-the-Meat-Eater Rating: 7.5/10

It was good. I don’t like celery.

Rick

Adapted from The Best Vegetarian Chili in the World.

More on Bummed Out Baker:
Pumpkin Spice Creamer (Gluten-Free + Paleo + Vegan)
Sloppy Joes (Vegan)
Why Do I Eat This Way?


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Recipe: Chole Aloo Tikki (Gluten-Free + Vegan)

What’s up everybody it’s me, mister steal-yo-gurl-with-Indian-food.

season’s greetings! (see what I did there)

Ingredients

2 potatoes
1 T sea salt, divided
1 T cornstarch
1 t ground ginger
1 t ground cumin
1 t cayenne
1 T chopped fresh cilantro
1/2 T ground black pepper
3 1/2 T olive oil, divided
1/2 t black peppercorns
2 whole cloves
2 small dried chili peppers, chopped
1 t cumin seeds
2 bay leaves
1 onion, chopped
1/2 T fresh ginger, grated
2 cloves garlic, minced
2 t curry powder
1 t ground turmeric
1 t tomato paste
1 T water
1 tomato, chopped
1 15 oz can garbanzo beans, drained

Instructions

  1. Place potatoes into a large pot, cover with water, and add 1/2 T sea salt. Bring to boil, then reduce heat to medium-low and simmer until tender, about 20 minutes. Drain and peel potatoes. Peels should slide off pretty easily after boiling!
  2. In a bowl, mash together cooked potatoes, cornstarch, ground ginger, cumin, cayenne, cilantro, remaining 1/2 T sea salt, and pepper. Mash together using a fork, masher, or your hands if you’re feeling wild. And particularly clean. Your hands. Your hands should be clean.
  3. Oil (clean) hands and divide potato mixture into four portions. Pat each into a patty about 1/2″ thick.
  4. Heat 1 T oil in a skillet over medium. Fry potato cakes about three minutes on each side. Then, remove them from skillet, set aside, and keep warm.
  5. Grind peppercorns and cloves with a bullet-type blender or mortar and pestle if you got it like that.
  6. Heat remaining 2 T oil in skillet over medium-high. Stir in chili peppers, cumin, and bay leaves. Then, add onion, fresh ginger, and garlic. Stir until onion is golden, about three minutes. Then, add pepper-clove mixture, curry, and turmeric.
  7. Dilute tomato paste in the water and then stir it and the chopped tomato into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the tomato has softened, about three minutes. Stir in chickpeas and let mixture flavors meld over low heat for ten minutes.
  8. Take bay leaves out and spoon chickpea mixture over the potato cakes. Sprinkle with cilantro leaves and serve.

Serves four.

Bummed Out Bailey Rating: 6/10 Spicy, which I like, but a little too time-consuming to make IMHO.
Rick-the-Meat-Eater Rating: N/A – Where was that guy?

Adapted from Indian Chole Aloo Tikki.

More on Bummed Out Baker:
Malai Kofta
Thai Curry Vegetables
Moussaka


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